You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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