Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
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She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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