How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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