i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
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nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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