I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.