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• (954): View more from Florida

  Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer

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  That Cesar Milan is captivating

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• (239): View more from Florida

  and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap

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• (516): View more from New York

  You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?

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• (925): View more from California

  curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.

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• (916): View more from California

  WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home

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• (516): View more from New York

  We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry

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