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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i have a dinosaur tramp stamp

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.

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• (805): View more from California

  you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form

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  These 23 People Share the Worst Advice They’ve Been Given

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ

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• (207): View more from Maine

  It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.

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• (631): View more from New York

  he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.

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  Can you see in?

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  The 33 Worst Things Men Have Said While Hitting On Women

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties

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• (714): View more from California

  The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Are you ok?!

  (618): View more from Illinois

  I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.

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