I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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