i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
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He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.