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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.

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  The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.

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• (707): View more from California

  I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.

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• (+49): View more from Germany

  he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.

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  Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.

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