After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.