Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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