Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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