My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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