why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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