Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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