let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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