I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
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He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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