Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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