Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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