I molested 6 butterflies tonight
and she was petting her beer can
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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