honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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