This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
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i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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