can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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