Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
