i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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