I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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