hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
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"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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