are you still at the devil's house?
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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