North Korea, Best Korea!
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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