It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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