he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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