We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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