"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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whose parrot is this?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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