I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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