I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
He has the fingertips of a God
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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