You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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