Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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