At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You are the jesus of drinking
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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