Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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