Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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