why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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