Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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