why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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