I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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