fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
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I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.