Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.