You're my little dorito
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.