some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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