i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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