Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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