ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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