You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
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I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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