Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
