He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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