Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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