so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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