covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
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Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You should frame my arrest warrant.
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