The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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tequila makes me forget i have legs
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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