Why are handjobs necessary in class?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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