HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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